BBQ Business Bibs
My businessman clients are always on the go, and I know that the only thing more important than their barbecue is their time. But what busy businessman has the time to eat his barbecue slowly and lean over his plate when he's munching on a brisket sandwich? Nobody! This puts the business shirt in serious danger of being unsavorily sauced. And every successful businessman knows that business in a sauce-stained shirt isn't business - it's badness!
That's why I've invented the BBQ Business Bib, making otherwise cumbersome barbecue easy for the fast-paced world of professional business. The BBQ Business Bib features a Velcro closure for industrial security and on-the-fly removal. The picture of a pig in a suit with a briefcase on the front let's you know that this bib is all business. And it's machine washable, so the businessman's wife can rest easy.
But that's not all! The BBQ Business Bib is an important networking tool! In today's ever-expanding businessworld, a businessman who takes a break from networking may as well barbecue his career! Networking with the BBQ Business Bib is esay. Wear the bib anytime you're eating barbecue, and you'll notice others wearing the BBQ Business Bibs as well. You will immediately recognize this person as a businessman and use the BBQ Business Bib as an icebreaker to begin networking with him. That's business savvy!
But the benefits don't stop at the barbecue pit. Try wearing your BBQ Business Bib to your next big meeting. Odds are, you'll notice one of the bosses wearing a Junior Executive BBQ Business Bib. You'll have a rib-up on the competition to start climbing that corporate ladder. Hey, before you know it, you may be the businessman wearing the Chief Executive BBQ Business Bib. Just don't embezzle all the barbecue sauce, chief!
I guarantee that you'll love the BBQ Business Bib so much, you'll even wear it on Casual Friday!
- An excerpt from my University of Phoenix MBA thesis