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Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Coyote ugly

BYN sports wire

Bad news for mullet fans everywhere, notoriously long-haired hockey player Mike Ricci is sporting a new 'do.

According to the Arizona Republic:

Ricci's once famous shoulder-length hair is now ear-length.

He altered his locks for the aforementioned film[an upcoming movie about the life of hockey legend Maurice "Rocket" Richard], but don't worry, that semi-toothless face hockey fans and players either love or hate looks exactly the same.
Will the new-look Ricci do great things for the Coyotes, or will the ugliest man in hockey suffer the fate of the biblical Samson?

BYN Sports Services has only one piece of advice for the notorious ladies' man who is loved and hated in equal measure by hockey fans nationwide: grow it back, Mike! Grow it back!

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