Never buy a used iPod

Urgent breaking news update from BYN.

Readers who disregarded the advice in my previous post, Uplifting news from the restroom floor, should be advised that they may now purchase a t-shirt to show off what they're doing with their mp3 players.

Take a stand! Buy this shirt today, wear it to work tomorrow, and show those squares at the office that "Generation Why" never stops rocking, not even on the john.

Warning: do not attempt to look at other shirts available from jinx.com. They are dangerously nerdy. Too nerdy, even, for readers of this blog. Do not click the link in this paragraph.

Big ups (in a little font) to Eilders for sending me the link to the t-shirt.