Silly Picture Monday

It's Silly Picture Monday! Here at The BYN, we're giving you the two-for-one special on silly pictures.

First off, a family classic. At the Aeropostale in St. Louis Mills, my cousin, my brother and I waited for nearly an hour last winter as my cousin Andy tried on jeans. The jeans were way too long for him, and the sales girl (whom he was way-too-obviously trying to flirt with) kept reassuring him that most people these days cut the bottoms of their jeans anyway. Besides, on him they were just a little long, like "this much," as she indicated with her thumb and forefinger while kneeling conspicuously in front of him.

Astoundingly, through what has been called the single greatest act of cell-phone photography ever perpetrated (I called it that in an email), I was able to get this shot. The girl later told him she was married. And we told Andy he'd better lock it up.

Next up: put up your cartoon dukes and see if you can last three rounds against World Cruiserweight Champion Chris Wagner! "Myeeeee right hook izzzz myeeeee a-deadliest weapon."

Just kidding, sportsfans! You'll spot right away that this fist storm belongs to none other that Adam "Hurricane" Hess, sporting his classic scraggly-hair-and-a-crappy-beard look, trading blows with a Dennis Rodman look-alike on the virtual boxing game at Golf Land.
And if you think that's mean, you should see him after he eats the can of spinach.

At this point, it should be obvious that I'm way low on blog sauce today. All I can do is sit back and hope this will be funny to the good folks who know Chris Wagner.