The Big Yellow Nasty

The Big Yellow Nasty is an antique Coleman cooler that still chills despite decades of travel and abuse. In the spirit of the Nasty, Big Yellow Nasty Wire Services is dedicated to providing a small selection of pop-news that is slightly fresh and more-or-less fit for human consumption.

Saturday, October 01, 2005

Pregame audio from USC at ASU

this is an audio post - click to play

Behold, a pregame audio that's almost coherent!

Hear the sweetly retarded hope in my voice? That's the result of a good tailgate.

We picked up three pounds of chorizo and two dozen 13-inch flour tortillas from the Mexican deli at La Canasta in downtown Phoenix, makers of the Valley's best tortillas. The result was some sublime breakfast burritos, cooked up on Cowboy Jack's camping stove.

We had a good turnout, too, our biggest tailgate of the year (although we hope to beat it the day after Thanksgiving).

Stay tuned for more posts (I did one at the end of the first quarter and at the half, both of which were some of my best yet, so hopefully they show up), and the postgame report.

This post also offers a preview of the fogily, walker- or wheelchair-bound geriatrics USC stunk up our town and jammed our sidewalks with. More on them in the postgame report.

A-A-R-P!

posted by Tim @ 2:04 PM  

2 Comments:

  • At 1:12 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    It's C-H-O-R-I-Z-O.
    Gringo. :)

     

  • At 3:01 PM, Blogger Tim said…

    There, I fixed it. Are you happy, anonymous parson?

    And the misspelling had nothing to do with me being a gringo, it was a simple typo.

    Of course, when I bought the chorizo, the lady seemed irritated that I pronounced it cha-REE-zo instead of cho-REE-so.

     

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