The Big Yellow Nasty

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Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Early morning comedy

You know that annoying window that pops up when you log onto AIM? The one that, if you're not too lazy, you can just disable somewhere in your preferences?

Well, mine still pops up. And I got a good laugh out of it today.

You see, online dating is kind of a big deal. Single folks out here on this great big Internet are like lost pieces of a two-piece puzzle. The goal of looking for someone online is finding your matching piece, the one God or whoever cut with a jigsaw from the same piece of glossy cardboard. And once you've found that missing piece, the one that's a perfect fit, you've solved that puzzle of love and you're whole again.

At least, I guess that's what this ad was getting at. See for yourself:



Be Smart
Be Smart

The right piece
is out there.
Find your Match.


Yes, it's all about finding a piece. The right hole for your peg.

AOL is so poetic.

More fun stuff later.

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