Pregame audio from Arizona at ASU

Here's the pregame in all its hiccuping, cursing, bloodthirsty glory.

Did we have a keg at the tailgate? Yes.

Did we finish more than half of it despite the fact that only about five dudes were getting serious? Yes.

Did I get obliterated while playing a version of a washer-throwing game called bongos with stiff drinking rules? Yes.

Did I get kneed in the balls after stealing a UA fan's hat and putting it down my pants? Yes.

Did I really pronounce it Tuitappa? No, that's just a problem with the low-fidelity audio. I pronounced it correctly, for serious.

Other tailgating fun facts: there was a train parked next to us, which we used as a giant urinal, for the most part. A dude from the next tailgate down threw up on intersection of two cars, which I astutely referred to as "con-CHUNK-tion junction." What's your function?