The Big Yellow Nasty

The Big Yellow Nasty is an antique Coleman cooler that still chills despite decades of travel and abuse. In the spirit of the Nasty, Big Yellow Nasty Wire Services is dedicated to providing a small selection of pop-news that is slightly fresh and more-or-less fit for human consumption.

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Best of Big Yell

BYN oldschool rap wire

For all y'all suckas just now gettin literate
I laid this s#!t out, now click just a little bit
On this badass motherf@$&in' linkset
And read the best posts you ain't even seen yet

It's over there, right nav, top shelf
You'll laugh as hard as Jimmy Fallon at himself

Office fridges, dead ringers, what the hell
I keep this s#!t cool in the name of Big Yell
And you know I'm talkin 'bout Nasty
That's why I'm blinged-out and rollin' in the cash, G

And to my people with the BYN need
Checkin' up daily with the RSS feed
Makin' turbizzi.blogspot your homepage
You must think these fools are comin' out the stone age

Like Linkovitch Chomofsky, you're absolutely right, bro
So easy a caveman could do it like Geico

Loyal readers just relax in your cribs,
Relive the magic of the business bibs
Throw back a Von Dutch and get ready for a fun day
Or treat yourself to a silly picture Monday

And if you're wondering where's the beef
New s#!t is on the way, so just cool out, chief

Office fridges, dead ringers, what the hell
I keep this s#!t cool in the name of Big Yell
And you know I'm talkin 'bout Nasty
That's why I'm blinged-out and rollin' in the cash, G

1 Comments:

  • At 12:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    ...That ... was .... AWESOME!

     

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