NOT hip to be square

Worst bumper sticker or bumper sticker type thing of the year thus far goes to this gem of a slogan some clown put across the back windshield of his or her Scion XB:

It's hip to be square.

Huey Lewis would be rolling in his grave if he were dead.

Hey, I'm a fan of Wendy's burgers, Starburst, and Imo's St. Louis-style Pizza ('the square beyond compare'), but if it were ever hip to be square, this jerk ruined it.

The worst part is that I had been flirting for a while with the idea that the XBs might be cool cars. Now, thanks to this moron, the Honda Element is officially sweeter*.

According to official total sweetness rankings published by the Turbizzi Foundation for Total Sweetness.