The Big Yellow Nasty

The Big Yellow Nasty is an antique Coleman cooler that still chills despite decades of travel and abuse. In the spirit of the Nasty, Big Yellow Nasty Wire Services is dedicated to providing a small selection of pop-news that is slightly fresh and more-or-less fit for human consumption.

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Shameless!

There's something you should know about the Big Yellow Nasty. And I'm talking about the original one, the old cooler.

See, coolers can often go long periods of time without use. Weeks. Months. Winters. Sometimes there just isn't much going on that requires chilling or keeping cool.

Other times, the owners of those coolers just don't have the time or the energy or perhaps the inspiration to ice down some brews or some Cokes or luncheon meats or whatever and go to the beach or the park or your uncle's birthday party.

And so the cooler sits, unused, in a garage or basement or storage shed, getting nastier by the day. The cooler, and I'm talking about the Nasty here, spends countless sweltering hours longing for the day when its owners will clean it up and fill it with ice.

So it often is with the real Nasty, and so it is with this blog. And today, well, it ain't one of those days where we squirt in some Ajax, rinse 'er out and ice 'er down.

No, ma'am. Today's a day when the boss just realized that this blog would be the easiest spot to upload photos of a washer and dryer he's selling on craigslist.

Shameless? You bet. But if'n you're interested, feast your eyes on these launderin' beauties:

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